{"id":2965,"date":"2014-08-04T09:40:02","date_gmt":"2014-08-04T07:40:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kerstinpur.de\/?p=2965"},"modified":"2014-08-04T09:40:02","modified_gmt":"2014-08-04T07:40:02","slug":"mooring-for-doves-of-peace-and-elephant-droppings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kerstinhack.de\/en\/liegeplatz-friedenstauben-und-elefantenkacke\/","title":{"rendered":"Berth, hope doves and elephant poo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/kerstinhack.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/2014-07-25-17.54.31.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2967\" src=\"https:\/\/kerstinhack.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/2014-07-25-17.54.31-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"2014-07-25 17.54.31\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><strong>First, the good news: I\u2019ve got my eye on a mooring<\/strong>, which is relatively central and attractive. The catch is this: to ensure the ship can fit there, a dolphin (pile) that is in the way needs to be removed. A specialist firm that can handle this sort of work will have to be commissioned. A permit may also be required. In addition, permission for the transport must be obtained. Once all that is sorted, the ship can be moved there.<\/p>\n<p>The situation reminds me a little of the time in the Ark, when the dove finally flew back with a twig in its beak. After long, gruelling months and hard work, that was a sign of hope that the hardest part would soon be over. I can\u2019t imagine spending months in the belly of a dark, cramped boat crammed with a bunch of animals\u2026 Whenever things got tough on the ship, I consoled myself with the thought that mucking out elephant poo was surely even harder. No doubt Mrs Noah began to dream when the dove arrived\u2026 of a new life\u2026 with regained freedom, without confinement, darkness and without elephant poo! Just as I dream \u2013 of having more free time again, moments on deck \u2013 and times without mountains of rust (there\u2019s always a bit of it on the ship!).<\/p>\n<p><strong>We\u2019ve been working hard and have achieved a great deal!<\/strong> The temporary staircase to the guest rooms is finished, as are the floors in the living area and the utility room; we have also started installing the ventilation system and the new electrical wiring. Almost all the interior railings have been derusted and painted, the drinking water is flowing, and a waste water tank has been completed\u2026 thanks to Tobias, who spent five hours drilling through all the metal plates that were in the way!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Before the move, the following still needs to be done \u2013 and paid for: <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>- <strong>A front door<\/strong> must be built and fitted by hand \u2013 precision work down to the millimetre, as the side of the ship is slanted! (1,000 euros)<\/p>\n<p>- <strong>Painting:<\/strong> The side facing the pier needs to be sanded and painted<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-2966\" src=\"https:\/\/kerstinhack.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/2014-07-26-14.09.17-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"2014-07-26 14.09.17\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" \/>to make it look nice \u2013 at the landlord\u2019s request (500 euros)<\/p>\n<p>- <strong>The most important electrical components<\/strong> It needs to be replaced. The old wiring is a serious safety hazard \u2013 see the photo! The electrician was quite horrified. (\u20ac1,000)<\/p>\n<p>- <strong>Pumps<\/strong> Water and waste water connections should be installed (500 euros)<\/p>\n<p>- <strong>Tidying up:\u00a0<\/strong> Anything that\u2019s no longer needed should be cleared off the boat\u2026 (0 euros \u2013 just man-hours!)<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 The <strong>Wall panelling<\/strong> for indoor use are to be painted (300 euros).<\/p>\n<p>- <strong>Permits<\/strong> must be obtained and granted.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Transport costs: By pusher tug to the new berth (500\u20131,000 euros)<\/p>\n<p><strong>All in all: a huge amount of work and a cost of around 3,300 euros! <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>I can't manage all this on my own.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I am grateful for any practical help \u2013 even if it\u2019s just for two hours \u2013 for every donation \u2013 even if it\u2019s just one euro \u2013 and for every prayer \u2013 even if it\u2019s just a sigh of \u201eOh Lord, help me\u201c.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Die gute Nachricht zuerst: Ich habe einen Liegeplatz in Aussicht, der relativ zentral gelegen und sch\u00f6n ist. 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